Bunker Punk Tour – Someday I Will Regret Being Such a Smartass

So I recently became a contributor to The Original Bunker Punks, an amazing new blogging website, and I wrote something about hooker boots.  They have since become awfully clingy and stalky and are now asking me a bunch of questions.  If I disappear, you’ll know who is responsible.

What is your most prized possession?

They said I wasn’t allowed to say “Giant Pink Bunny Vibrator.”

(vibrator not pictured. This is what a google search yielded and it scared the shit out of me)

How do you unwind after a long day?

They said I wasn’t allowed to say “Giant Pink Bunny Vibrator.”

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(ok, seriously, WHAT IS THAT THING?)

What is one song that has followed you throughout your whole life?

How does that one song go….”Do a little dance…make a little love…get down tonite…..”
Ha! Earworm! Now you’re screwed!
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I am currently fixated on “MacArthur Park” – Donna Summer, “Back in Black” – AC/DC and “Coming Down” by Five Finger Death Punch.  Seriously. I do that.

If you could give one piece of advice to new bloggers in your field, what would it be?

I’m a new blogger in my field. Why would I give anyone advice, and more importantly, why would you take it? I sent some people pictures of my ass.  Don’t do that. Next thing you know you are seeing your ass in memes all over the internet with those little talky balloons pasted onto it.  Ha, ha!  My ass doesn’t talk!  Also, do not drink prior to filling out a blogging tour questionnaire.

Now that you’re famous, we need a quote from you.

“They said I wasn’t allowed to say “Giant Pink Bunny Vibrator.”

Seriously: “A moment of clarity and a moment of sheer, unmitigated bullshit can look exactly the same.”

(WHAT IS THAT THING????)

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