We Know Why You Were Late

(sifting through stuff in my drafts folder) My punctuality-impaired friend – we are on to you. We know that you…

Can We Talk?

“We’re creating a world of dummies. Angry dummies who feel they have the right, the authority and the need not…

MILF on Fire

I’m typing this one handed. Because I have my left hand twisted behind my back, jammed up under my bra…