My Sun Sign Brings All the Boys to Uranus

That's right. It's better than yours. Today is my birthday. I am "waxes my lady parts the same day I pluck my chin" old. I am a Libra, and, as such, am way more balanced and rational than you. Also I am charming and irresistible, especially on wax and pluck days. I have always been... Continue Reading →

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Don’t Know How You Do The Voodoo That You Do…

  Gentlemen: I want to talk about your lingam. Not to be confused with your lingus. Although I am fond of them both. Well, not yours, specifically. As far as I know. The 90's were kind of a blur. Anyway. I have been sick for the last few days, which has left me with several... Continue Reading →

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